February 2011
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A few things I learned after watching Eat, Pray,...
If going through a divorce/break-up rebound with James Franco.
After getting tired of the what I’d imagine would be great sex with James Franco go to Italy.
While in Italy get fat.
After getting fat in Italy go to India to lose weight since there is not much food there.
James Franco
After finding yourself in India go to Bali.
Don’t refuse the advances of sexy, naked...
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January 2011
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When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
fghtffyrdmnstylr:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
Seriously, the first thing my friends say to me when I see or talk to them. /:
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Addicted...
To allergy pills that is. And could you blame me? I can’t stop sneezing. }:
A-choo!
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Who's going to be single on the 14th of February?
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When i see couples.
hottestshit:
I act like:
Bitch, I have more fun being single.
But inside im like:
Forever alone.
Yeaaa….this speaks for itself.
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Confession.
I have a few Hannah Montana songs on my iTunes.
Not that I’m actually ashamed of that…
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You you know what you call those people who...
ATTENTION WHORES!
Maybe they should just delete themselves.
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2 songs. 10 day challenge.
1. Stronger - Britney Spears
2. Remember When It Rained - Josh Groban
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The most difficult thing in life is to know...
And I would also add that one of the most difficult things in life is for others to know you and accept you.
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I had a dream the other day that I met Joe Jonas...
And by meet them I mean I walked sheepishly by without saying a word.
Most likely this is how real life would play out. /-:
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