February 2012
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Random fact #36
My dad was gangmemeber. 
Feb 1st
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Radnom fact #37
Fall is my favorite season. 
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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I just want to be Camille Grammer for a day.
Like, what is really going on in that fabulous blonde head of hers. On a side-note the RHOBH reunion was like an emo roller coaster. Omg, someone just get me some Xanax.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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So guess who just got asked to be a boyfriend?
This bitch right hurr.
Jan 30th
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Random fact #38
The word “awesome” is probably my most frequently used word.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
My life.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Random fact # 39
I love brightly colored and patterned socks.
Jan 28th
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Save the drama for yo mama!
Biatch!
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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If you're gonna wear sweat pants in public you...
And spare the rest of society from your lack of fashion sense and/ or laziness.
Jan 28th
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greggornova asked: Your url is totally appropriate, 'cause your blog IS totally fetch XD.
Jan 27th
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I don't do stress. I don't do stress. I don't do...
I keep repeating that to myself. /:
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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I really think that gummy worms, gummy bears, and...
Just sayin
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Demi Moore's Hospitalization: More Details Emerge →
Omg… guuuurl pull it together! You cannot replace Ashton with whip-its. You need to replace him with another man.
Jan 26th
withoutthesoundofguns asked: okay, i totally love your blog.
Jan 26th
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Confession.
I want to for reals cry right now because my laptop screen just went out. ):  Like, omg this is so sad ya’ll. I love my laptop. 
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Some random person just texted me a chain letter....
Basically if I don’t respond this dead chick is gonna be standing over my bed with a machete. I say bring it on you ghost bitch!
Jan 26th
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Random fact #41
I was a church kid. I grew up in a church and went to the adjoining school. /: 
Jan 26th
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On the third day God created On Demand so that I...
And it was perfect.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Random fact # 42
Martha Stewart Living is hands down my fave magazine.
Jan 26th
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It's just a fact of life that lesbians love me.
And I love them.
Jan 25th
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Random fact #43
I taught myself to knit. I also taught myself to sew, yet I rarely sew anything. 
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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jjongjesus: when the doctor spanked me as a newborn i cried out “HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!”
Jan 25th
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When you see a Jehovah's Witness coming towards... →
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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WatchWatch
I’m addicted to watching this! 
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Does anyone remember when Dane Cook was actually...
Yea, I don’t either.
Jan 24th
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